Sock Toast
n 1. same as s-xual intercourse
thingie = sock.
you-know-what = toaster.
sock+toaster = sock toast.
on the other hand, two socks = a pair of socks and two toasters = toasters.
popularized by the fantastic fanfiction my immortal.
and then…………… suddenly just as i draco kissed me p-ssionately. draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. he took of my top and i took of his clothes. i even took of my bra. then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“sock… into… toaster?”
“sock toast?”
oh yeah, they were having sock toast all night long.
i think it’s time for me and brad to eat sock toast.
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