sock water


a condescending synonym for “tea”

the term “sock water” is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. legend has it that the word was brought into popular american vernacular by the outspoken wisconsin cheesehead, brad turriff. however, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.
why don’t you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!
water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.
drink this sockwater, b-tch!

i f-cked your mum!
oh yeah? drink sockwater, f-g!

hey tommy b, are you gay?
no, but i drink the occasional “sockwater”

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