sock wipe
the act of using your own sock to clean up after s-x. usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. this can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick’s box (if you are courteous). if not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.
after banging that chick in my car, i had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.
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