Socket Baller


a socket baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter’s b-lls cover the other guy’s eyes.
there are two variations on this theme. you could be a north pointing socket baller or a south pointing socket baller. sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. “foreskin on mouth, must be pointing south.”

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