Sockgasm
the immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.
when mikey, todd, matty and i finished playing golf the other day, when i finally got home, i took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.
having or as if having an -rg-sm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). this is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.
“the blogger that i’m following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and i had major sockgasms”
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