Sockie
a sockie is two bestfriends that has up to 95% of everything in common,
1. your favorite color must be green
2. you must be called a poser at least twice in your life
3. and you must be random
brea and i are always bein called “posers”
we always having random convos on the phone about the samething
its sockies!!!!
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