socksersise
a workout that consists of changing ones socks up to 30 times per day to stretch out hamstrings and probably strengthen abs.
girl: wow. your legs look amazing! do you work out?
boy: i socksersise.
landlord: what is the ruckus up there?!
resident: i am socksersising!
landlord: i’m calling the police!
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