sockstitute


this is short for a sock puppet subst-tute. as you’d imagine, it refers to a sock puppet being used in place of an absent person or subject. at the time of my writing this, there is only one google search result for the word sockst-tute.
steven isn’t around, so i’ll use this sockst-tute to show you what he is like.

i know you want to see jimmy, but he couldn’t make it. i’ll use this sockst-tute to imitate him.
kayla isn’t interested in you, but you can use my sockst-tute to pleasure yourself.

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