socksual intercourse
you are in a rush to have s-x. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed ’em yesterday, they’re good….socksual intercourse!!!!1
you are in a rush to have s-x, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed ’em yesterday, they’re good….socksual intercourse!!!!1
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