Sockturbating
masturbating into a sock. used only in times of dire need to m-st-rb-t- when a masturbator has nothing to “finish” into. popular when men are sleeping around other men.
i was having a sleepover and really needed to jerk off so i just sockturbating under my covers and no one noticed.
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