Socom Eye
a medical condition in which the human eye evolves to a nearly superhuman level, able of noticing the slightest disturbance in one’s field of vision; this is a result of countless hours of playing socom, specifically night maps, and maps involving excess foliage.
1)i would not have seen that guy in the guille suit were it not for my keen socom eye.
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