Socrates

pr-nounced so – crates (like crepes but with a “t”)

definition : so crazy
person 1: did you hear about barbara sleeping with frank?
person 2: omg no, thats like socrates!!
socrates was an ancient greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for western philosophy.
rubin: “socrates – he was like the vince mcmahon of philosophy, he started it all.”
an ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. he revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking “why” in many discussions.he was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. he is also known for being the teacher of plato
“i know you won’t believe me, but the highest form of human excellence is to question oneself and others.”
-socrates
going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. they take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

and some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. these other definitions have no place here. we have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.
derek: “hey, remember that time when you were totally f-cking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?”

saul: “i wasnt that drunk, i mean what is drunk anyways? is it five beers, or fifteen? is it being loud and having fun, or p-ssed out p-ssing yourself?”

derek: “oh god, its socrates again…”
the only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
socrates obviously knows that it’s you.
noun.(saw cra tee) a. knowing a great deal of wisdom or philosophy b. a group of people who know a secret together. a combination of different people who know a secret. –derived by the great philosopher socrates
he and only he carried a socrate beyond the meaning of the world.
an ancient greek philosopher who is the subject of many disputes regarding whether you can read his work.
the answer is yes you can.
“oh man i read some great socrates over the weekend”
” that’s so socrates”
the n-blest and the wisest and most just.
socrates, i still wait for a philosopher king.

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