Socratic Method
so·crat·ic meth·od
noun
a. method developed by socrates in which one answers a question with another question
b. fun way to annoy people =]
person 1: ugh..i`m bored.
person 2: how come?
person 1: i dunno. just because? aren’t you bored, too?
person 2: no, not really. how about you?
person 1: i just told you i was..
person 2: yea, but isn’t it possible that you could’ve changed your state of mind while you were talking?
person 1: i guess, but..what the h-ll?
person 2: what?
person 1: why do you keep asking me questions, dammit?!
person 2: why do you keep responding?
person 1: well, you’re my friend so i should listen to you, right?
person 2: why are you asking me?
person 1: because you’re here..?
person 2: is that a question?
person 1: screw this. -leaves-
person 2: -grins- i love the socratic method…
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