soda jerk


1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby

2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the r-ct-m
the old style c-ke bottle works best for a soda jerk. it fits good, is ribbed, doesn’t need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming…
a person who works at a soda fountian.
i just got a job as a soda jerk!

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