Sod’s honest dinner
a meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.
the expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.
an unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.
a police officer arrives on the scene.
police officer: “what you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the f-ck out of here”
unemployed man: “i know officer and i’m sorry, i can’t get a job and i haven’t eaten since yesterday afternoon. you’re not going to take a sod’s honest dinner are you?”
police officer: “no, this time i’ll let you off with a warning. now get out of here.”
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