sofa

cool, chill
dude you’re so-fa

yeah like as cool as ice
an excellent thing to hide behind while watching doctor who.
gah, the weeping angles freak me out! to the sofa!
sweater (or sweatshirt) over fat -ss.

1. derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman’s large -ss.

2. an insecure woman attempting to conceal her b-tt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
“dude, sofa – 3 o’clock.”

“check out the sofa on the bremelo over there!”
(sweater over fat -ss)
article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent b-ttocks.
i thought she was fly until she took off her s.o.f.a. when she got hot.
significant other, friend, or -ssociate. non-derogatory term for “f-g hag.”
friday night my sofa and i are hitting up the club!
acronym for “son of a f-cking -sshole;” common misinterpretations include sob, “son of a b-tch” when he’s really a son of a f-cking -sshole.

a man so afflicted with the phenomena has a penchant for irrationally believing oneself morally superior or basic self-esteem issues from childhood.
“how does a person partic-p-te in saving the world and then turn around and act like such a gd sofa?”
“you spiteful sofa i wish i believed it sooner!”
a fat chick that is easy.
“did you see that jack slept on the sofa last night?” “yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions”
acronym for seems ok far away

used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
man 1: man, that girl is super hot. i’m gonna go talk to her.

man 2: no wait a minute. ya she’s just a sofa, better not.