Sofa Captain
a former us navy officer who loves watching tv. he often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. the most famous sofa captain is captain earl pickles, usn ret.
earl: hey nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite sofa captain? i think ‘the flintstones’ is on.
nelson: you are a such a goof! of course i’ll sit there with you.
earl: (like a sea captain) aye aye! clear sailing ahead, matey!
nelson: (like a sea captain) arrgh, the goodship flintstones dead ahead!
opal: anybody want some brownies and milk? sofa captains needs their snacks, you know!
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