soft and neat
a phrase used by phil lester while he made his potato stamp on his last danandphilcrafts video. this phrase will now be the death of the internet and all youtube comment sections.
phil: press it on to the paper
dan: phil! to hard. you hurt it!
phil: be soft and neat, soft and neat, soft and neat!
soft and neat is a quote from the danandphilcrafts video potato prints. it is used to describe how you stamp a potato print on an 8×4 sheet of paper, and it is also used to bring up satan.
now, don’t forget johnny, soft and neat, soft and neat, soft and neat
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