soft blocked
when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft
example 1:
i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got “soft blocked”
example 2:
i just got “soft blocked” jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
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