Soft Dick Pic
not to be confused with a d-ck pic, a soft d-ck pic is a picture of a male’s flaccid d-ck that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. women generally crave these soft d-ck pics and will typically perform f-ll-t– on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.
(insert female name #1) “some guy that calls himself creepy steve just sent me a soft d-ck pic.”
(insert female name #2) “wow, that is awesome! i’m so jealous. soft d-ck pics are the ultimate bro move!”
(insert female name #1) “i know. i’m totally going to blow him the next time i see him!”
(insert female name #2) “totally”
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