soft launch
a situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can’t get his p-n-s fully erect. doing a girl with a semi.
rob: man, i was so messed up the other night i was having a hard time getting it up
edward: what did you do?
rob: it was all good, i gave her the soft launch.
a gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one’s -n-l region. usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.
a true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
hey guys, we have to go. i farted but it turns out i soft launched. i need to change my clothes.
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