Soft-on

the opposite of a hard-on; when a p-n-s is not erect and its size is unpredictable.
i had a b-n-r, but then i thought of susan boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.
the state of the p-n-s in between the flacid state and an erection. the p-n-s usually looks huge at this time but still soft.
omg! your p-n-s is huge!

oh i just have a soft-on.
a flacid (limp) p-n-s. antonym: hard-on. a soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no s-xual appeal.
rosie o’donnel gives me a real soft-on.
to completely drain the image of arousal from a man’s p-n-s. ie opposite to hard on
man! look a t that stockers she just gave me the biggest soft on ive ever experienced!!
from having a hard-on to being turned off by something s-xually and having it go floppy..
‘i was ready to go, then i saw her hairy minge and i got a soft on…’
an unexpected loss of an erection; opposite of hard-on.
“things were getting pretty hot until marcy farted; the smell gave me a total soft-on.”
when you are attracted to a girl, but only as a friend either because she practices chast-ty or does not want to have s-x before she marries. can also be used for items that you like, but you don’t love.
i have such a soft-on for emma, but she only wants to be a friend.

eh, dairy queen? i only have a soft-on for froyo tonight.