Soft Pencil
when once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp p-n-s in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an -rg-sm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.
did you hear what jane said? she told me jimmy’s rolling with a soft pencil.
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