Soft Pretzel
the equivalent to whiskey d-ck. when you’re so drunk and your mind is ready to f-ck but your d-ck doesn’t cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
i couldn’t get my soft pretzel in her box so i put it in her mouth instead.
a s-xual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid p-n-s against her forehead.
my girlfriend wouldn’t try a soft pretzel so i smacked her.
a s-xual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid p-n-s against her forehead.
my girlfriend wouldn’t try a soft pretzel so i smacked her.
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