soft serve swirl
a s-xual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a p–p “on deck.” the man with the goodies in his r-ct-m squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man’s erect p-n-s, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. the feces/s-m-n mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! the act is concluded when both men yell, “soft serve swirl, coming right up!”
“wow, that sure was a nice soft serve swirl, steve.”
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