Softball law
the law all softball players go by (and yes i mean the sport!) the law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and never a c- ch- cheerleader! cheerleaders are softball players enimies.
blond 1: so at like cheerleading rite…
softball player 1: did she just say the c word?
blond: (looking confused as always) whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
sbp1: its the softball law. once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.
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