softball shape
a state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale olde english 800 in the other hand.
dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.
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