Softbank Hawks
the greatest baseball team that j-pan has ever seen.
softbank hawks = kyushu’s team
softbank hawks = the only greatest team in the world
a j-panese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a major league team on any given day. certainly capable of dominating every team in the j-panese league, especially hanshin.
example: softbank hawks are the best team in j-pan, possibly the world.
hanshin fan: hey, the hawks suck.
hawks fan: well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the championship in 2003.
hanshin fan: ……
hawks fan: yeah. qed, motherf-cker.
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