Softcockalitis
as prevalent as the common cold. typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.
symptoms include (but are not limited to):
ditching work outs,
cutting work outs short,
significantly improved creativity for excuses.
once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.
why did he miss our run this morning?
oh, he’s got softc-ckalitis again.
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