softcore parkour


not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.
jim: dude, can you move the chairs? i need to leave the room to make a phone call.
tim: softcore parkour! climb over sh-t.
jim: i guess that’s my only option.

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