software engineer

one who both designs and codes commercial computer programs. it combines the specialties of system -n-lyst and programmer. the term is denigrated by “professional” engineers because there are no licensing or standards boards. anyone can call himself a software engineer.
our software development project went very smoothly because the software engineers were fully involved from the initial specifications through product completion and testing.
software engineer is a professional that uses software engineering and all of its engineering princ-p-ls during all phases of software development. too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.
that hacker called himself a software enginer.
that coder thinks she is a software engineer.
those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
i am the only software engineer i know that is why we don’t have a union.
a person who is rejected by the engineering community, due to a dispute over whether software engineering is really engineering, despite the fact that software engineers don’t purely write code and actually are taught other aspects of engineering.
john (mech eng): hey jim, what do you do for a living?
jim: i’m a software engineer.
john: nerd!
jim: yeah? well this nerd wrote the program for the flight computer of the aircraft you are designing, as well as the program you used to design it. lazy -ss.
john: meehheeh f-cker. -aside- (dude i wish i make as much as he does. all these stupid f-cking problems i did and all i get for it is to be made fun of by a rather s-xy man actually.)
euphemism for unemployed. it’s a useful t-tle to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing xbox games. many people think software engineers make a lot of money.
“hi, can i buy you a drink?”
“sure, what’s your name and what do you do?”
“i’m george, i’m a software engineer.”
“oh, really!”
someone who lives in china or india and works 24 hours a day for 100s of time less than any american.
maheshk-mar is quite the software engineer.
someone with big brains and who works his freaking tail off and is going to be (or has already been) laid off, just to be replaced by some low-life and low-wage counterpart in india, so greedy corporations can increase their margins and offer a cr-pper service.
ibm announces it creates 1,500 new software engineering jobs (but they don’t disclose it’s in freaking india or china).
software-engineer: some one who develop a software for general use of ,say, water treatment plant design- conceptual,mathematical modelling,optimise design and develop computer software for general application.he needs to have civil engineering degree and expertise in software development not computer science degree or it degree.
software-engineer:any one qualified in engineering degree who develop computer software for engineering purposes such as civil- water, structures,hydraulics,soil mechanics or electrical or mechancial or chemical engineering.