softy
a person who does not fight back, and who is thought of as being weak. often used in schools. also a person who gives in easily when asked for money by his children.
“he couldn´t fight his way out of a wet paper bag; he´s just a big softy.”
a limp or flacid p-n-s, unable to get erect
hahaha , he boned her with a softy
the stage between a full on erection and a soft unaroused p-n-s, this is called a softy
bruce: “yo i saw two guys makin out yesterday”.
joe: ” oh thats pretty nasty”
bruce: “yeah but for some reason it gave me a softy”
abbreviation for a soft drink. generally used in the context of a mid-afternoon snack.
“let’s duck down to the nightowl for a softy and a choccy.”
a game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp p-n-s against the other’s. the first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an -ssault and h-m-phobic slurs.
keith and james played a game of softies. now keith has a black eye, and evidently he’s a f-g.
noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.
what a day, i’m tired. i’m getting my softies on.
a person that is unusually soft. usually male with female characteristics.
phil, you are softer then b-tter in a microwave.
you are a softy, like snorlax
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