Soggy Dong
a wet p-n-s. can be covered with any juice that your mind desires. largely, the soggy dong is usually thought of as being covered in mustard, ketchup, or any other liquid used at your local fast-food restaurant. once wet, the p-n-s is usually dried with a towel or any other object that can bring the p-n-s to a light wetness.
david-omfg! charlie had the wort soggy dong last night.
brandon- yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.
david- dude! your gay!
brandon- (unhappy face)
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