Soggy Muffin
a compet-tive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. the objective of the game is to -rg-sm on a m-ffin. last person to, is forced to eat the m-ffin as a losers trophy.
i can win at soggy m-ffin against all you guys.
a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to c-m on the m-ffin either eats the m-ffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.
john:”how do you know what d-ck tastes like?”
petah:”because when we played soggy m-ffins, i wouldn’t eat the c-m of 50 guys”
noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single m-ffin and excrete their s-x juices upon it. the last to do so tastes the so called, “soggy m-ffin”
yo nick, wanna play some soggy m-ffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?
a group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing m-ffin and continue to m-st-rb-t- until they -j-c-l-t- onto the m-ffin and the last contestant to -rg-sm on this creamy m-ffin has to eat it.
joe, mark, jim, and i were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy m-ffin which ended in joe puking up all of his pride.
a compet-tive game played with a group of n-gg-z in the form of masturbating. the objective of the game is to c-m on a m-ffin. last n-gg- to, is forced to eat the m-ffin as a losers trophy.
nick: hey rafa, wanna play soggy m-ffin??
rafa: no baby, not tonight, i’m still full from last night.
a particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the v-g-n-.
“hey linda, have you ever had a soggy m-ffin?”
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