soggy router


a group of two or more men all put on the same p-rn (in their respective rooms within one house) and w-nk off to it into a tissue. you must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your w-nky tissue.

the aim of the game is not to be the last to c-m, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish’s tissue.
chad: hey man, coming limp biscuit tournament later?
brad: nah bro, we aint tha’ hardcore. just doing soggy router down tha frat, dawg.

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