Soggy Sailor


when you are having s-x with a women from behind and club her unconscious. then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. then have a real pirate rape her when she awakens. real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. flaming albatross is optional.
man 1: man, she put up a real fight when i gave her the soggy sailor.

man 2: maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.

man 1: -snap- zing!

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