soggy sausage
a very limp and flaccid d-ck. usually longer than an average p-n-s.
jimmy: so how was s-x with austin last night?
maddison: it was pretty good, he had a soggy sausage at first, but he got it up.
male version of wet fish. were their partner does all the work during s-x an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.
jimmy “how was last night with john”
emma “it was awful again”
jimmy “aww why was it the s-x ?”
emma “yeahh he just lyed there again”
jimmy ” that dude is such a soggy sausage”
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