Soggy Tumbleweed
when oral s-xy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) c-ms into their partner’s beard. making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.
honey, you came all over my beard again… it looks like a soggy tumbleweed.
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