Sohan
an indian manboy complete with luscious eye lashes and majestic abs, and a false sense of ability to be the best at math, due to being asian. sohan is also a place in india, which would make sense, because everyone flocks to sohan in search of a giant monster.
girl #1: man, look at that boy over there, he’s quite a sohan.
girl #2: wow, i can’t wait until i can get him to unleash the beast.
a cute, athletic, sensitive, smart, shy, funny guy that has the cutest smile. he’s a chick magnet, but there’s only one girl for him and he’s too shy to talk to her…
friend: go talk to him! you both like each other!
girl: im nervous! he’s a sohan, so shy…
one of the most unknown figures in indian mythology. the cause of misfortune, accidents, and blunders. know for his prominent chins and minecraft-on-ipod addiction, he also happens to know absolutely nothing about other indian deities and mythology. when anything goes wrong, it’s his false. also has a tiny d, and when that feature is used in conjuction with his name as a protobowl answer, it is sometimes accepted as correct; usually with a hilarious connection.
example 1:
-hqi trips-
hqi: dammit sohan!
example 2:
protobowl: what is the name of this greek city dedicated to the virginal goddess?
answer: sohan’s tiny d
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