Soiled Seconds
n.–a pair of underwear worn after someone else has already “soiled” them.
v.–wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between
darren: hey, bro. i’m all out of clean undies.
mikael: it’s all good, dude. take mine.
darren: i don’t want your soiled seconds.
pookie sticks head in: well, i’ll wear ’em…
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