Soiler
one of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. each volume of personal waste often has the soiler -ssume a feigned apologetic air.
“oh for g-d sake, busy-bowels is at it again. filthy little soiler” – soiliceli: a mother’s horror story.
“with each expulsion, the soiler’s face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant – marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition.” – david suzuki, the nature of stool
a person who has just soiled their underwear. this term will usually replace their name for many years after.
me: soiler, do you remember when you cr-pped yourself?
soiler: …………….
1) an unclean individual who pollutes his immediate environment and those around him.
2) a bad influence
3) a rich norweigan
“peg, that girl you got off with last night was such a soiler!”
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