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• Special Snowflake Syndrome

  when someone, typically a teenage girl, tells lies about themselves (or blows stuff way out of proportion) on stuff such as their online profile, in order to feel special and to gain attention. special snowflake syndrome is a form of attention wh-r-. sites such as tumblr are heavily populated with these morons, most of whom […]

• sperm-poop

  the result of sperm being contained in a human -n-s and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen. finished up… went to the bathroom.. i came back and she said we had a problem… sperm-p–p! the result of sperm being contained in a human -n-s […]

• Spicy Brownsword

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• Spider Shit

  the act of taking a sh-t and having your p–p stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, just like spiderman’s web. after chipotle i took a sh-t, it turned out to be a spider sh-t and now i need to scr-pe it off with a rock. a process in which […]

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