SOL and JWF
abbreviation for “sh-t outta luck and jolly-well f-cked.”
jim sold his home to buy thousands of lottery tickets, but since none of his numbers won i guess he’s sol and jwf.
sh-t out of luck and jolly well f-cked
bob: “hey man, i’m on 441 and broken down. you’re the only one off work right now, can you help me out?”
josh: “..i’m in california”
bob: “sh-t.”
josh: “seems as if you’re sol and jwf.”
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