Solani
a boy with usually long naturally black hair (though was once dyed red) and poorly or untrimmed finger nails; often seen in hoodies. he enjoys pacing madly around his kitchen with his ipod, snapping his fingers, and taking naps in public places. spends all of his money on p-rn and food
see: -sshole.
john: who the h-ll is that pacing around the kitchen like a bat out of h-ll?!
ralph: oh, that’s just solani.
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