Soldier Tax
using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they b-m one off you.
for every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn’t have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- f-ck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
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