solemn low five


the act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, cl-ss).
barney: high five!
ted: dude, we’re at a wake.
barney: sorry. (whispers) solemn low five.

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