solicitor
(1) a lawyer who does not specialize in courtroom legal work, as in the case of jurisdictions based on the common law of england and wales; (2) the second law officer of great britain and also of the united states of america after the attorney-general. note: not to be confused with solicitant (one who solicits).
the kid who used to talk his way out of a beating at school. now educated this pimply little sh-t has power and intends to wreck furious havoc on the world via the ailing and r-t-rded legal system. see also lawyer, attorney, coward.
someone paid to lie, bribe witnesses and charge exhorbitant fees
that man is a proven lawyer (attributed to the late peter cook)
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