Solid Gold Dancers
a group of women, aged typically over 30 but under 50, that still attends the club frequently. they tell everyone they love to dance; it’s really in hopes that some mid 20’s guy will hit on them or take them home; making them feel good about thier pothetic lives.
guy#1 – “did you see grandma’s skirt? she needs to be home making a pot roast or something not up in the club.”
guy#2 – “must be the solid gold dancers and making a come back!”
a person who dances funky disco with a dollar in their mouth at a party. solid gold dancers are often found at weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. they can also be described as embarr-ssments, psycho, and crazy. they are mostly parents, grandparents and old men and old women.
girl 1: “carly you’re the best solid gold dancer ever!”
girl 2: “thanks, i learned it from this old guy i met at
the wedding i went to last week.”
girl 1: “wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
sat-rday night?!”
girl 2: “no problem lee! we will totally be the best
dancers there!”
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