soliliquising
a word that shakespeare used increasingly in his play hamlet, meaning w-nking. first appeared as a definition in skins.
josie: “i’m not sure that’s right. there’s no w-nking in hamlet…”
naomi: mmm, yeah, there is, loads. only they call it ‘soliliquising’.”
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