solitaire confinement
when you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
when mom took away my network card, i was in solitaire confinement for a week.
(self imposed) when a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.
gentleman 1- “hey, bro-seph campbell! you should come over to kevin’s place tonight; beer pong and best buds!”
gentleman 2-“no can do george bro-mero, i’ve been placed in solitaire confinement.”
gentleman 1-“lifefail”
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